id say this is the most wonderful and awesome thing EVER!!! Supreme Ruling Choir Boy has finally met his match. Theres a new kid in our school from Japan and he skipped like 2 grades so he's REALLY smart. and Supreme Ruling Choir Boy is freakin scared. i was trying to keep myself from laughing at him. but then he said that he had no competition than a girl in the Philippines and then he said "But that doesn't count. She was a girl." i was ready to kick him in the balls for that. but the kid is awesome and hes eleven.
My bestest friend and i went to the church for CCD at 5 today because one of her bestest friends told her that it was 5. turns out her parents misread the bulletin and it was the one for K-4th grade. wtf man. wtf. so my mom had to come pick us upat the church 5 minutes later. wtf.
I was looking at Camaros last night. most of them were from the 70's-2002 and they were effin ugly. no offense Chevy. but the new one is badass. and so is Bumblebee. BUMBLEBEE! i saw a 69 Camaro and it was flippin awesome! I SWEAR! im looking at more on Craigslist bc CarSense didnt have any. AAARGH! btw i told my sister that if she gets a badass car im gonna steal it and put it in a drag race. haha. id get arrested. and here's how it would go:
Me: Hey.
Tough Guy: (scowls)
Me: What's up?
TG: Nuthin'.
Me: What are you in for?
TG: I stole a car. And beat up the dude in it.
Me: I stole my sister's Camaro and took it drag racing. I got caught.
TG: How old are you!?
Me: Fourteen. My dad taught me how to drive a stick. How long are you in for?
TG: I dunno. Couple more years I guess.
Me: Sucks. I'm just here until my sis stops laughing. Got any beer? Or smokes?
TG: WHAT!?
so yeah. that's how it would go. yeah...
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