How To Survive 2012

I was thinking about 2012, and how everyone thinks its gonna end in a) nuclear war b) zombie apocalypse c) rapidly spreading virus d) robot/computers enslave humanity e) ALIENS! or f) like in the movie 2012.
But I'm not talking about the way the world will end - I'm talking about how to survive it. If its a zombie apocalypse, try the "Zombieland" approach.
1. Watch Zombieland. IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
2. Learn to drive a Hummer.
3. Follow the rules given. (Double Tap, Cardio, Wear seatbelts, Avoid bathrooms, etc.)
4. Find a fallout shelter (preferably from the Cold War), stock it with food, ammo, water, and other necessities.
5. Save anyone you can that has not become a zombie.
For rapidly spreading diseases, use the "I Am Legend" approach.
1. Study up. Use medical books to help you find a cure.
2. Don't trust anyone. Stay away from people (and animals) that appear sick or have a weakened immune system. Save your family and pets.
3. Stop by your local pharmacy to stock up on medicines, food, water, paper towels and other necessities. Or you could go to Target. That works too. (Also, go to Cabela's or the sporting goods section of Wal-Mart for ammo.)
4. Learn how to drive a SUV.
5. Communicate through radios.
6. Do what it takes to keep from losing your mind. Talk to mannequins.
When robots/computers enslave humanity, you're screwed.
ALIENS! Try War of the Worlds.
1. Save your family.
2. Don't trust weirdos in basements.
3. Once again, learn to drive a SUV.
4. Don't be a hero.It will get you killed.
5. When aliens are nearby, don't attract attention to yourself. This goes with zombies.
Nuclear war: Do what they said to do during the Cold War.
1. Build and stock a fallout shelter.
2. Save who you can.
3. Duck and cover.

For any other way the world ends, you're probably screwed.