Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Twilight sucks

I know its a little late to say but I feel that I have to. Twilight needs to stop. I know that the saga is almost over book-wise, but there are still crazy, obsessed fangirls that think Edward Cullen is and their husband. But they seriously need to stfu. He is fictional, and get over it. If he sparkles, he's wearing body glitter.
And Bella...ew. Five words to describe her? Annoying, whiny, anti-feminist, helpless bitch. Edward left you in New Moon? Get over it. You have Jacob. He's better than Edward will ever be. But what pisses me off the most is that she's constantly "Oh, Edward. I can't live without you." S. T. F. U. If you apparently "can't live without Edward" then go sulk in a corner for the rest of your pathetic little life. And that she's anti-feminist.
And my friends were into it in the seventh grade. Then they realized that it sucked.
Other books that are still enormously popular, Harry Potter for example, caused kids to read and want to read. Twilight caused mindless fangirls.
And people in my school were trying to get me to read it. They were like "YOU MUST READ TWILIGHT!!!!!" and I gave it a shot. The book was boring. The popularity was annoying. I felt like the only one with a brain.
I'm going to feel a little bad when the popularity ends and all of the Twilight saga is over. Because there will be girls that will say "IT'S OVER!!! I CANNOT GO ON!!! TWILIGHT WAS MY LIFE!!!!!" Especially if in the last movie they find a way to kill a vampire and everyone dies. Then there will probably be some attempted suicides because the fangirls feel that their lives are over and there's no point in living without Twilight. Like the girl who, after meeting Robert Pattinson, said her life was now complete.
Fangirls are annoying.
I conclude my rant with two words: Twilight sucks.

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