crazy things happen at 3 am when ur really bored

its almost 3 am and im really bored. i went to my friends house today and we talked about 'datable' guys and guys 'you just don't want to date'. Yes, theres a HUGE difference. Example: "He's perfectly datable but kind of a snitch." "He's datable but kind of a perv." So im in my living room at 2:41 in the morning, blogging. i wrote and published a fanfic-before i realized that i was 'completely incorrect'. how hot is the center of the earth? how many thousand degrees? aw shit.
i feel kinda freaked out right now for several reasons:
1. im downstairs
2. im alone
3. its 2:44 in the morning
4. its 2:45 in the morning, im downstairs and im alone
but all the lights are on, the doors and windows are locked and there's a giant knife in the kitchen, so im pretty safe
i saw Swing Vote on pay per view today. but then i went to wawa, so i only saw the last five minutes of it and my sister was screaming at the tv. pretty normal.
i keep thinking that my hair in the corner of my eye is a person in the kitchen, so i keep looking up. i feel so nerdy.
ITS 2:49 IN THE MORNING AND I'M BLOGGING!!! WTF!?!?! EVERYONE I KNOW IS EITHER SLEEPING OR PARTYING!!! AND IM BLOGGING!!! WTF!?!?!?!
now its 2:51. i should really go to sleep. or have one of my dad's beers and pass out on the couch. just kidding. my tvs recording something. the orange light its on. im starting to regret buying yellow nail polish. theres a cut on my knee. the sofa is comfy. my back hurts. we're out of pineapple juice. its 2:55 in the morning. now its 2:56. hey look a bird clock. thats a pretty dress. eww its pink. im wearing magenta. my nails are blue. the lamp is white. the flashlight is black. does that sound racist? its 2:58. the gardenia is green. so is the as-old-as-my-dad pillow. theres a bird on the tiffany lamp. the bird is red. i look high. i think i sound so. the knife is sharp. the hat is stupid. i have a c in math. the box says BREAD. i wonder wats in it. im tired. my head hurts.

thanks for putting up with my pointlessness. and the funny thing is that i am NOT under the influence of drugs, alcohol, crack, pot, roofies, dope, ectasy or happy pills. if i was, this post would sound either 10 times more pointless or 100 times more intriging. maybe lifechanging. or controversial. or i could end up with Twilight fans with ropes, torches and pitchforks outside my window. or i would be dead. that one might be more likely. especially if i was under the infulence of drugs, alcohal, crack, pot, roofies(id be asleep by now if i were on those), dope, estacy, and happy pills.
its 3:09 and im going to bed.
good morning universes.

Valentine's '09

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
This post is in re-e-e-ed! For lo-o-o-ove! That sounds like a hi-i-i-ippi-i-ie. And I don't ca-a-a-are!
Okay, no. Today was pretty boring, since I am single and always have been...and probably always will be. Oh well, I don't care. I can have a cat.
I'm watching The Princess Bride for the hundred billionth time. Its kinda boring...whatever. I'm listening to Hello by Evanescence. I think I'll download it later.
Ever eaten a bowl of popcorn, a slice of pizza and a liter of Mountain Dew, then eat yogurt? Dont. Major stom-a-cha-che. trust me. I was this (shows an inch) close to puking.
I got a FanFiction.net account today. I have to wait 2 hours to publish a story though. Aaaaarrrgh!
Oh, I like this part swordfight! Good night!

Deja Vu

Okay, so I was going through the channels and Graham Norton was a rerun, and so was iCarly (Fred's gonna be on iCarly! OMG!) so I was watching a special on the Little Ice Age-when it got really cold after the Medieval Warm Period when everything was warm and people were making wine in England. But anyway, there was a picture of a tombstone in snow-which I know I saw in a dream Wow, that sounded crappy. But serious Deja Vu. I swear. Now they're talking about the bubonic plague, and it was also caused by famines and people killing eachother and some assholes who went around whipping people and spreading it even more. Real nice, dudes.
THey finished season 4 of Doctor Who, so its Christmas special, five episodes of Torchwood, who knows what, Doctor Who Easter special with Michelle Ryan, and eventually Robin Hood. (YES!!!) And I got two of my friends hooked on Torchwood. Hello, birthday presents for Shanelle and Tiffania. They both seem to like Captain Jack Harkness...that's good. HE IS AWESOME!!!
And there's a guy in my grade who won 2 things in Eigth Grade Hall of Fame and that's one third. WTF!?! I had a crush on him last year that kinda faded when my best friend started going out with him and the relationship failed-MISERABLY!! But he still thinks that his old tricks still work on me. AND THEY DON'T! Like that line from Robin Hood
"You're old charms stopped working on me at least five years ago."
Or Something like that...now all he gets in return is a cross face and a slow shaking head. Or at least I try to. Sometimes I just laugh at him. AND he got into Concert Choir. AND he's Student Council President. SO, he's Supreme Ruling Choir Boy. So, its pretty funny, and when we call him that, he just walks away.